It\'s not whether you win or lose,but how you place the blame.
You are not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
We have enough youth.How about a fountain of "smart"?
Smith & Wesson:The originalpoint and click interface A fool and his money can throw one hell of a party.
When blondes have more fun do they know it?
Money isn\'t everything. But it keeps the kids in touch.
If at first you don\'t succeed, your skydiving is over.
Reality is only an illusion caused by adeficiency of alcohol.
We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse.
Red meat is not bad for you Fuzzy green meat is bad for you.
One good thing about Alzheimer\'s is you get to meet new people every day.
Xerox and Wurlitzer will merge to produce reproductive organs.
Alabama state motto: At least we\'re not Mississippi