"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car"
"Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love!"
Homer J Simpson.
"I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof."
"I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house."
Zsa Zsa Gabor
"People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world,"
"Cheese… milk's leap toward immortality."
"Isn't your pants' zipper supposed to be in the front?" Hobbes.
Calvin and Hobbes.
"You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax, tomorrow you'll be afraid to cough."
"Never stand between a dog and the hydrant."
"Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant?? I'm halfway through my fish burger and I realize, Oh man....I could be eating a slow learner."
Lyndon B. Johnson.
"Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem."
"I am at two with nature."
"He's so optimistic he'd buy a burial suit with two pairs of pants."
some good ones there ... thank you happyface :)
Created at 03/31/2009 - 18:16